Sunday, January 18, 2009

Worst date ever!

So I've had my fair share of dates, okay quite a few, but I just had the worst one ever this past week. To be honest, usually I don't go on dates, I make a girl work hard to even see me one on one, but last week I allowed myself to be charmed by this girl I met at a hockey store here in TO. She's quite the little beauty, seemed to be pretty funny, and goes to a University close to me. Oh and she's 5'8, my perfect height... I mine as well go for a date right, even though I don't know her.
I pick her up in my super low car, open the door, she falls right in. Conversation starts to go good, I make her laugh when I show her my music collection, the feeling is right.
We go to a sweet place I like to eat at in the GTA, near the Lake, where I was going to take her afterwards. Dynamite right? So about three minutes in, conversation takes a huge lull. I try to recover it as eloquently as I can.. but nothing works. She would barely speak and she has absolutely nothing interesting to say! I ask her about her family, and she clams up; I ask her about her courses she's taking; she answers in monosyllables and lightly talks about the boys she knows at school. I tease her but she started being cocky everytime I teased her; and worse, she stopped paying attention when I was talking. And to complete this nightmare train, she was a terrible kisser! It was like torture!
Midway through I actually downloaded and used an Iphone app that lets you call yourself. I ended a date that started at 6PM at 8PM and then went out with another girl I'm already seeing... damn.
It really reminded me that dating is a skill in and of itself and just because a girl's been on a lot of dates doesn't mean that she's going to be interesting or good on them. Even worse, is when guys who are lame enough to take girls like this out(she models at car and event shows), they let them act badly and continue to throw heaps of attention on them. I called her on it repeatedly and then faked a phone call to get away. Overall it's just amazing that a girl with this personality ever gets a second date. Never underestimate the power of male sexual desperation...ever.
Enclosed a picture of the prey we will call FAIL (the blonde on the left).



2 comments:

friendlyheart said...

being beautiful it doesn't mean anything, not even being rich.. our personality is what worths known... our soul and heart should be known before anything else...
some of the people you meet are nice, good looking but who knows what they are up to? how they think about the world? do they ahve anything to say? they became miss popularity at school, they have a gorgeous body but who the hell cares about that if they can't even tell anything about their family or subjects??
they laugh at everything, they seem funny but they are only lost people in this world
sorry if i was hars:P.. but i don't mind it

Anonymous said...

Sure she's beautiful, but would she write a song for you?

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